AUDIENCE (barges in breathless):
Swapcast! It’s happening. They’ve done it again.
SWAPCAST (doesn’t look up):
They always do. switched on their birthdays, science experiment gone wrong. pissing in a fountain. Don't be such a DPW
AUDIENCE (slams The Hollywood Reporter on desk):
No. This is different. It's happening, it's finally happening.
(Audience slides the magazine across the desk. Freakier Friday is on the front cover.
SWAPCAST (takes of their glasses slowly and looks to camera):
Ruh Roh!
